May 2011
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He will go on, get married, have children, and soon our relationship will be...
– Why I Won’t Ask How You’re Doing « Thought Catalog
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Oh, Anthony? Like I said, you attract the...
Ewww, jealousy is so not cute. He’s a better human being than you will ever hope to be, hater.
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Why are you so amazing? And great? And all around...
Why’d you have to be anonymous? :P I love you. :) <3
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Your wall is both pathetic and hilarious. That's...
Well, I also attracted Anthony, so I’m good. No thanks.
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What are my chances of getting engaged and going...
It depends on whether or not your fiance is a lying, manipulative, abusive, sack of shit criminal with no integrity.
Counseling and anti-depressants weren’t hard, they were necessary.
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I feel betrayed and hurt (not by you), what would...
I would talk to the person you feel betrayed and hurt by, if possible, and explain your feelings and try to understand their perspective. Or, if that’s not a safe or a possible option, try to process the situation by yourself or with an trusted friend. What lessons did you learn from this situation? How can you make peace with it? Write the person involved a letter and don’t send it,...
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I'm calling you out on your shit.
No offense, But...
Let’s talk about it! I enjoy being called out on my shit.
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I'm a little lost emotionally... What should I do?
Hmmm… It depends on how you’re feeling. I find it helpful to talk things out. It can be hard to do, but in the end it helps a lot just to get things out of your head and out into the open where you can process them.
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I can't find my socks....Help
No.
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Hey Sha-nay-nay
Das nah mah name.
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Are you a virgin?
Are you dumb?
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What is formspring for? Why do you have one?
Formspring is for trolling people, apparently. I have one so that people can troll me.
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I cant dance...teach me?
No.
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How do you feel about Pickled Onions?
I like pickles. I like onions. Why not pickled onions?
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Favorite Pokemon?
Ludiculo.
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How many scoops of detergent for maybe 10 colored...
I don’t deal in scoops, I’m a liquid detergent kinda girl. So I do not believe that I have the knowledge required for answering this question.
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How much mayo is too much?
What kind of question is that? There is no such thing.
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If I walk my dog late at night...am I a hooligan?
Yes. Anyone out after dark is a hooligan.
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I puked on a cops shoes last night
That is amazing.
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So say...Hypothetically...I've been on a few dates...
You go on dates. You are dating.
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I had an artichoke for the first time the other...
Whyyy….?
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How do you feel about Singularity in the year 2050...
I really do not give an eff.
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Cough
Excuse you.
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